

A lovely story about Romney/Ryan.
This is the best, most concise explanation of the past four years ever.
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Cue appreciation post for the under appreciated:
Your argument is invalid.
George can judge me all he wants, but I find these to be hysterical. Especially the bumblebee comment.
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He ain’t the walking type. He sneaks through tofu fields, searching for a second use.
Waka-Waka flav, in the desert, ordering a salad
with ranch in this Mirage, we be killing it post-school, just ask the Virginia Wind, and they know who be sustaining it.
Schmuel.. he makes ya heel over and drool, and and hes so tall, you wouldnt even know hes using a stool.
The Collegiate step is over, meaning new heights must be achieved.
this magical journey you own, just like the rainbow, has no end in sight.
And even though your an anti-dentite, we embrace your and are in constant awe of your heart’s power, that is waiting to burst onto the scene.
Opening to be the Prize fight of his life
Father of the Chard, keeper of the dates Never have I ever met a sorcerer quite like B,
casting his spells and charms with his easy-going nature, and incredible creativity
He ran his way through the swiss cheese schools, only to hit the ground at Pine cliff for lunch.
breathing the good name for the movie reels, climbing up the chocolate chimneys, and driving the Van Gogh Vans
With the his spare time he tells of tall tales of when he was the resume king, while helping the convict-ions of our beloved Sing-Sing
Throughout the journey so far, you’ve been in kahutz Sam for as long as fermented grapes sing with the fishes, with his Mumbo Jumbo plans, keeping him on the ground, With your compassion and your wit, I have no doubt that
as the late Alice Sheldon once said “Up the Walls of the World you will go”
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